"Our nation has withstood many divisions - North and South, black and white, labor and management - but I do not know if the country can survive division into smoking and non-smoking sections." O'Rourke, P.J. (1987)
Good news for P. J. O'rourke fans. He's going to be on C-Span2 for three hours Sunday, January 7, 2007, beginning at 11a.m. CST. Schedule here.
"People with a mission to save the earth want the earth to seem worse than it is so their mission will look more important." O'Rourke, P.J. (1994)
Not coincidentally, he's got a new book coming out: On The Wealth of Nations (Books That Changed the World).
"Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college." O'Rourke, P.J. (1989)
More quotes here.