Three presidential contenders walk into a bar

Clinton:  "Gimme a shot 'n a beer."

Obama:  "I'll have a glass of your finest Chardonnay."

Clinton:  "I hear 08 is a good year, [smirking] or is that your bowling score?  HA HA HA HA!" [cackling]

Obama:  "Duck!  Get down!  Sniper fire!  Oh wait, never mind.  That was just a cloud of deceit hanging over your head."

Clinton:  "Aw, why so bitter?  Is it bad wine, or is that just the taste of defeat?"

Obama:  "Yeah right, it must hurt to see the African American vote waving good bye."

McCain:  "Uh, can I just have a glass of Geritol, please?  No ice?"

Comments

[Bear]

McCain: And make it a double

Very funny post!! I Like it.

[Geo]

Thanks Bear. And thanks for dropping by!