Clinton: "Gimme a shot 'n a beer."
Obama: "I'll have a glass of your finest Chardonnay."
Clinton: "I hear 08 is a good year, [smirking] or is that your bowling score? HA HA HA HA!" [cackling]
Obama: "Duck! Get down! Sniper fire! Oh wait, never mind. That was just a cloud of deceit hanging over your head."
Clinton: "Aw, why so bitter? Is it bad wine, or is that just the taste of defeat?"
Obama: "Yeah right, it must hurt to see the African American vote waving good bye."
McCain: "Uh, can I just have a glass of Geritol, please? No ice?"