Christmas is just a few hours away, and you've still got that one gift left to buy. You've procrastinated because it's for someone you don't particularly like but nonetheless feel obligated.
Here's the ticket: Gift Guide Roundup: The Best Gifts For People You Hate. (Via Newmark's Door.)
There are some good suggestions there, like a Thighmaster, a book on Scientology, or a self help book on personal flaws.
But the best gift ideas are in the comments, like a drum set for their kids or anything from Yoko Ono Fashions for Men.
Have fun shopping. Don't waste time, you can thank me later.