It's Sunday afternoon, the TV is on, and I'm thumb surfing through channels. And right there on the small screen is little Kevin (Macaulay Culkin) doing some target practice with a pump action BB gun 20 minutes into the Christmas favorite, Home Alone.
All I could think was how grateful we should be that he didn't have access to a real gun. He would have dispatched those two burglars the first time they stepped into the house. The movie would have been over in about half an hour. And worst of all, there would have been no "Home Alone" 2 through 5 or the video game. The horror.
No doubt! Hahahah!
Posted by: Janie | January 13, 2013 at 06:09 PM
Janie, the movie would have been about how awful the parents were, not for leaving him home alone, but for leaving a gun where he could get his hands on it.
Posted by: Geo | January 14, 2013 at 04:56 AM