With so many recent graduates this year this might be a good time for a guidepost on what they can expect. There must be millions of them. And Bromygod.com has pinned down a few, with photos to boot. See 22 Things That Make You Realize You’ve Grown Up.
Some of the good ones:
6:am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
And finally, my favorite:
You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
Welcome to the real world, kids. Blink your eyes and you'll be a senior citizen.