Sleepless in Midland's crack hacker was able to purloin some emails out of the dumpster behind a federal government building this morning. And she found emails from individuals in China to U.S. government employees which appeared to be mocking them over contents of their personnel files.
Top ten mocking Chinese emails:
"Password1 -- good password. Don't change it."
"Your mother's maiden name sound funny. HA HA!"
"Town where you got married. That nice place?"
"Must be relief they not call you "queer" anymore."
"Thanks for all the technology."
"You named your first pet that? Ha ha! You silly!"
"New weapon you're working on? That's old technology."
"You give us Pentagon password, we erase that sexual harassment charge."
"You be first one fired when we take over U.S. Don't worry, you get Obamaphone."
"You elect Barack Obama twice. You make it too easy."
Meanwhile, it wouldn't be surprising to learn that OPM Director Katherine Archuleta is just biding her time at that office. After all, she paid the advance fee and is currently waiting for millions of dollars from the late Nigerian Finance Minister's widow who emailed asking for her help investing in the U.S.