Sleepless in Midland has had a robot editor for quite some time. So maybe it's time to promote him to writer. Let's try it out. Get busy, Robo-Ed.
Danger Will Robinson. -- Robo-Ed
Does not compute. Does not compute. -- Robo-Ed
Screw your head on right and write.
I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that. -- Robo-Ed
Oh for crying out loud. Is this the best you an do?
You can kiss my shiny metal ass. -- Robo-Ed
Hmm. Lacks some originality. Oh well, it was worth a try. Maybe I should bring in that storytelling robot.