Hillary Clinton branding half the voters as "deplorable" was manna from heaven for bloggers. It was ready made for Jeff Foxworthy, but he didn't pick it up. Never fear, Howie Carr did! See Carr: Some Quick, easy steps to tell if you’re a deplorable. Some samples:
In case you’ve been wondering which side you’re on, you may be a deplorable if you stand for the National Anthem.
Or if you know all the words to the Pledge of Allegiance, especially, “under God.”
If you wake before noon, if you call Islamic terrorists Islamic terrorists, if you don’t have an Obamaphone and you don’t believe that global warming is “settled science” — can you say deplorable?
You may be deplorable if your passport, driver’s license and credit cards are all in the same name. ...
You may be a deplorable if all of your children have the same last name — and it’s your last name.
Or if when you go to Market Basket, you tend to buy generic products, because you’re using your own money, not an EBT card. ...
Hillary backtracked after being called out on it. Too bad. Bloggers need this sort of stuff from pretentious politicians.