Tricks of the Trade

Here's an article in The Morning News reporting some responses to a request for occupational tricks of the trade. Some of them are quite clever. Here are a few samples:

Attorney - Do whatever it takes to fit your contracts onto a single page: Format with single-spacing, use a 10- or 9-point font, and reduce the margins to less than an inch. Most people assume any contract that fits on one page will be simple and straightforward, and even sophisticated negotiators can be charmed by the lack of a staple.

Cartographer - Mapmakers will often use "copyright traps," bits of information in their maps that are purposefully wrong. They might label a body of water "Lake Strongbad," for instance, and then examine the next editions of competitors' maps to see if the incorrect information makes an appearance.

Photographer - When taking family portraits that include a dog, don't use the dog's name or say "doggie, doggie" to get its attention, because it might trot over to you. Instead, call out "kitty, kitty, kitty." The dog will perk up and look around for a cat, and you can get a great shot if you time it right.

Via Metafilter.