Runaway Bride to Groom, "I don't!"

Cedric the Entertainer at the Correspondents' Association dinner last night:

There's a lot of stuff going on in the world.  I know the President's got a hard job, brother, you know.  You know, got to deal with Social Security and Iraq and all that, and you know, and it's always in the news, and you gotta deal with the news.

But you know what, that's all okay and fine and everything, but I just wanna talk about that lady that, you know, pretended to kidnap herself so she didn't have to get married.  That's an issue, that's something , you know.  That ain't [unintelligible].  "I've been abducted!"  No, honey,  All that stuff gotta go back to the Pottery Barn, that's what I'm mad about." [Video at The Political Teen.]

I didn't predict it, but it really shouldn't come as too great a surprise that someone would fake an abduction like that -- the 15 minutes of fame and all of that.  She was the star in her own reality show.  But you just gotta sympathize with poor John Mason.  One day he's a murder suspect.  The next day he's upgraded to jilted fiance.

But if they do get married, life with Jennifer Wilbanks will certainly not be boring.  Every time they get in a spat, it's off to Vegas she goes.  But now, she's the girl who cried "WOLF!"  And it would be a long time before anyone got too exited if she really did get kidnaped.

But wait a minute.  Wasn't there a reward offered?  Yup, $100,000 to be exact.  "On Friday, a spokesman for her family announced a $100,000 reward for the arrest and conviction of those responsible for her disappearance."  Well, if she gets convicted then technically she could claim it herself, but then the family really would tell her to get lost.

Comments

[Redman]

Just wondering how long it'll be before nude pictures of her show up on the internet. We haven't heard the last of her . . . unfortunately.

[Geo]

Redman,

I hope the photographer of those nude pictures can get her to relax those eyes.