First up: This is NOT a fart joke.
From Ananova.
Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.
Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.
He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.
When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested. ... [He was] released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court.
At least he wasn't Packing.
Via Daily Gut.
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Second: Don't be shy.
It's okay, size doesn't matter.
Via elaughs.
I suppose they could have arrested him for endangering the environment. ; )
The Commies do seem to be making a comeback. I wonder how long it will be before those who just emerged from the darkness will slap those mindless drones back into the oblivion they deserve.
Posted by: benning | March 12, 2007 at 10:05 PM
Yeah, so much for free speech, or expression, or whatever it's called.
Posted by: Geo | March 15, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Does this mean I'll get the death penalty every time I come back into Midland and flip off George W.'s hometown billboard?
Posted by: David W | March 17, 2007 at 10:34 AM
David, you know that won't happen. Only zombies get a second death penalty.
But seriously, we should all be grateful that we have the freedom in this country to do what you propose.
Posted by: Geo | March 18, 2007 at 11:08 AM