If there's anything to be learned in recent days it's that the tv networks so loathe negative stereotyping that they would never stoop so low as to ... oh wait, never mind.
Orlando-Based TV Production Co. Researching for New Southern Style Court Show!
Did your neighbor borrow your tractor and then wreck it in the process? Did your horse not receive the right shoes and then lost the race or threw you off because of the sloppy job? Were you stuck in bed for days due to the local hangouts new line of deer, fish, or duck dishes? Did you fall down during the two stepping at the local fair because of the bad structure of your cowboy boots and want the company that made the snake skins to know?
If so, WE WANT HEAR YOUR CASE!
We are currently seeking individual cases that have filed or are planning to file a SMALL CLAIMS case and would be willing for us to possibly document the process and have your case settled in a true southern style courtroom. If you are, WE WOULD LOVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL EXPERIENCE!
Nothing is too Southern or unusual for this show! We are looking for a variety of different types of small claims cases, issues between neighbors, friends, property damages, etc. [ Emphasis added . ]
From Craigslist.
Hide the guns and button yore shirt, Cletus. We're on teevee!
Posted by: Les | April 13, 2007 at 01:30 PM
And Cletus, she's your wife now, quit calling her "Cousin."
Posted by: Geo | April 13, 2007 at 04:55 PM