Bill Clinton eclipsed

It happened here last week.  One night we had a lunar eclipse, and the next day, some 15 or so hours later, former president Bill Clinton was in Odessa campaigning for his wife.

Now you might expect some clever, funny joke comparing Bill Clinton with the lunar eclipse:

"A celestial body once shiny and bright grew dim and lifeless as it drifted into the shadow.  And the night before there was a lunar eclipse."

But no.  Here you get jokes that are unclever and unfunny at the same time.

Comments

[Suzanne Hildebrand]

We, as Texans, need to stand up and show Obama what Texans do - we support our own. Last week in San Antonio Obama stated that while he liked Texas, he wanted us to take George Bush back. I'd like to see Ethiopia or wherever he's from to take him back. I don't like Hillary but she'd be easier to defeat - I'd like to see Texas leave him high and dry - for insulting us and our president.

[Geo]

Suzanne, the Democratic Convention this time is going to provide some first class entertainment.