For the gun collector who has everything, a Dillinger soap gun

It's a Dillinger escape gun -- a bar of soap in the shape of a revolver reminiscent of the fake gun John Dillinger used in a jail break.

Buy it at Etsy: "The refreshing scents of eucalyptus and mint help you fight Public Enemy Number One, bad body odor."

Comments

[Jeff]

So, this is what they mean when they tell crooks it's "time to come clean!"

(rim shot)

[Geo]

They're all washed up, Jeff.