Top 100 funniest one-liners on the internet

Here's a sampling ...

#2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

#10 If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

#21 If sex is a pain in the neck, try another position. [Lightly edited.]

#22 A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

#44 The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

#90 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

...and here's the link.

Comments

[Ben]

Haha, those are great!! I love the one about the work station.

[Geo]

Ben, I sure wish I had come up with some of them myself.