Poor old Michael Vick, he did the crime, he did the time, and now wants a job. It's a dilemma every ex-con probably faces. Can people be rehabilitated? Society has to decide whether or not to let him back in.
So if he goes back to pro football -- he signed with the Philadelphia Eagles -- he can probably handle himself physically, but he's sure to draw some trash talk from opposing players. Is he ready for that? Let's imagine what his top ten comeback lines would be:
10. "I can't take you seriously when you're tail is wagging."
9. "Yo momma carries your dog in her purse."
8. "You ain't so tough. You couldn't even lick my weakest dog."
7. "I'd pet you if you would just stop sniffing my butt long enough."
6. "Go suck a bone, Benji."
5. "Hey, did you slip out of your leash?"
4. "Get someone to pick up that turd you just laid."
3. "You'd need a muzzle if you still had your own teeth."
2. "Whasa matter? Flea collar too tight?"
1. "Do you feel that gnawing on the inside? Worms."
Bonus: "I hope to hell Letterman hasn't already done this."
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