Nidal Malik Hasan's brother tells reporters that the good doctor was a "peaceful, loving and compassionate person who has shown great interest in the medical field and in helping others". And yet he went on a killing spree murdering unarmed soldiers at close range.
We here at Sleepless in Midland are also interested in helping others, especially the psychiatry patients who might end up with a doctor like Hasan. The road to recovery might be a little bit shorter if they knew whether their shrink was wacko. So here are some clues Army psychiatry patients should look for.
Top ten ways to tell whether your Army shrink is a Jihadist:10. His psychiatrist's couch is a bed of nails.
9. Excuses himself to change into something more comfortable, comes back wearing a suicide vest.
8. Says he doesn't want to get in your head, he wants to remove your head.
7. Diplomas on the wall: college, med school, terrorist training camp.
6. Keeps referring to "Commander in Chief Osama, er, I mean Obama."
5. Instead of 12 step program, a 12 gauge shotgun.
4. Can't stop talking about his favorite TV show: "Dancing With the Stars In The Arab Street."
3. On his wall: photos of Freud, Jung, Bin Laden.
2. You try to tell him about your PTSD, he interrupts screaming, "I'm the one with PTSD!"
1. Sign on door: "Gone fishing killing infidels."
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