Heard this one? Why did the curlers skip the final match? They didn't have the stones.
Ha Ha Ha! Get it? Didn't have the stones! Oh never mind.
Anyone channel surfing last night probably got a dose of the Olympic curling matches and asked, "What the heck are they doing?"
Read a brief explanation of curling at MentalFloss.com. It's really quite simple. Here's an even shorter version: Four players to a team, eight stones per side, team with the closest stone to the button (bullseye) wins all the points for that end (inning).
Best curling joke found on the net: "Curling: all the excitement of shuffleboard, plus household chores." Source.
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