There was a time when kids learned about sex the hard way, by sitting at a wooden desk in a darkened classroom watching dumb educational films like What to do on a date.
Now days "teacher's pet" takes on a whole new meaning when a hot teacher has sex with her favorite student.
Well, the problem with that is that it's so narrowly focused. What about all those uncool kids who didn't make the cut?
Chicago's Northwestern University solved the problem -- put on a live sex show. Presumably, all of the 120 students who watched a woman demonstrate the use of a sex toy were at or over the age of consent. And if so, it's doubtful they learned something they didn't already know.
But that brings us almost to full circle. The next step in this progression will be to update those old classroom videos. "Timmy gets to first base." Then by senior year, full blown porn. Would someone get the lights?
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