Recycled jokes from Andrew Malcolm

Here are three from the late night shows:

Good:
Leno: You heard about that whole world-coming-to-an-end thing, right? Look, I love Oprah too. But it was just a TV show.

Better:
Leno: A new study says six cups of coffee a day can cut men's risk of prostate cancer by 60%. They think. After six cups, they can't get a guy to sit still for an exam.

Best:
Leno: President Obama's approval rating went up after the SEALs got Osama Bin Laden. But now it's back down. That's bad news, not for Obama, for Kadafi.

See the rest at Andrew Malcolm's.