Fortuna's wheel is constantly turning, and sometimes the results can be very satisfying. Some examples:
First. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, you can't run away with your pants on the ground.
During a beer run -- the act of grabbing a case of beer and running out of the store without paying -- this thief sprints away from the store with a case of beer in his arms. He doesn't have a free hand to hold up his britches, and down he goes. Watch the surveillance video from pump #4 HERE. Not a very clean getaway.
Second. This dude grabs a tip jar at a restaurant in Seattle and makes a run for it -- smack dab into a bus. Read about it HERE. (Sadly, no video.)
Third. Contrast those with this one. A skater goes so fast on his roller blades he triggers the speed ticket camera. Watch the video HERE. No one gets hurt, it's just a imaginative demonstration of civil disobedience somewhere in the UK. Speed ticket cameras must trigger a universal distaste.
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