Does the internet make my ass look fat?

No. Looking at pictures on the internet makes your ass fat.

This is just a theory, but it could probably be confirmed, and it goes like this: The sight of tasty food stimulates a part of the brain that starts sending signals to the gut and everywhere else in the body creating not only a subconscious but a physical craving for food. If the person is already hungry the craving can't be resisted. The stimulated appetite leads to overindulgence thereby proving that you can get fat just looking at food

Therefore, whatever you do, DO NOT click on 20 Salacious Shots Of Food To Get Your Mouth Watering!