The JetBlue pilot running up and down the aisle must have been a frightening thing for the passengers to witness. That's a scene none of us want to see first hand. So as a public service, we here at Sleepless in Midland would like to help future passengers size up the situation and determine ahead of time whether their pilot is crazy.
Top ten signs your pilot has lost it:
1. Pilot says, "If the TSA didn't grope you, please grope yourself prior to takeoff."
2. You get a glimpse of a manuscript he is writing, and all it says is "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy," over and over, page after page.
3. Pilot says, "It's OK to turn on your electrical devices during take off and landing. I don't care!"
4. Pilot says, "Hey folks I'm going to hit the eject button. You all brought your parachutes, didn't you?"
5. You overhear him asking a soldier if he can borrow some C-4 to take home for Christmas.
6. Pilot says, "Having a nice trip? I sure am. LSD with coffee is one heck of a flight prep. Whoa, look at that cloud!"
7. through 10. Pilot says, "Can't talk ... 300 pound man ... sitting on me."
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