Top ten pickup lines for TSA agents

Lewrockwell.com points us to an article about distinguishing between pickup lines and security questions at the TSA inspection station. Quote:

I know that sometimes it's hard to tell but here's how to differentiate between some of the more popular ones I've heard:

Ma'am, you've set off the metal detector — no.
When you walk through the metal detector, you make my heart beep — yes. …

Shoes and Jackets off — no.
You can take a lot more off if you prefer — probably yes.

Oh please. Give us a break.

Dear readers, can't we come up with better ones than that? You bet your booties granny. Top ten TSA pickup lines:

You're taking a plane? I thought angels could fly without them.

If the smoke alarm goes off it's because you're so smokin' hot.

Here's a travel tip, you can find paradise in my apartment.

You're under arrest for stealing my heart.

You just scored a ten on the full body scanner.

We're about to hear an alarm, because my heart just caught fire.

Is your cell phone vibrating? Oh never mind, that's just my heart fluttering.

Uh, actually that is a gun in my pants, but I am happy to see you.

We may need a lie detector because your body is so unbelievable.

Let's turn the tables and you feel me up this time.

If you can't book a room here's my number. My parents are out of town this weekend.

I got your destination right here. (Thrust hips forward and point to crotch with both index fingers.)

OK, twelve not ten. Hey, just trying to be helpful.