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August 01, 2012

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Or: You could give the zombie an 18-ounce sugary soft drink, which would cause immediate police intervention, giving you time to disappear and possibly costing the zombie some jail time.

Or: Now that Hornady Zombie Max pistol ammunition is actually being sold, you could pull your so-loaded legally-concealed handgun and do whatever bullets can do to one already dead--assuming you are one of the nearly dozen NYC residents possessing a concealed handgun permit. (Of course, you could also borrow a pistol from the nearest street thug...)

Subdued by Big Gulp! Hey, good idea Joe.

Not sure how immediately the police would intervene, though.

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