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March 02, 2013

Kid who chewed Pop Tart into shape of gun suspended

Sent home for two days. Reason.com tells us the story: Pop-Tart Pistol?: 7-Year-Old Gets Suspended for Gun-Shaped Pastry.

This is how we know the terrorists have won.

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Exclusively for Sleepless readers, an artist's rendering of the dangerous pastry shown with a high capacity magazine.

Posted by on March 02, 2013 at 01:16 PM in The terrorists have won |

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