Most of us were shocked and awed by reports that President Obama won last November because of a concentration on getting the uninformed voter's vote. One would think that would be a tiny bit embarrassing, but he didn't seem to have any shame about it, though.
But what about some of the high-brow Dems? Don't they feel a little queasy about relying on the dumb guy vote?
This is from The Onion, but there could be some truth to it: I'm Weighing Whether Or Not I Want To Go Through The Hell Of Appealing To You Idiotic, Uninformed Oafs, by Hillary Clinton. Excerpt:
Because when it comes right down to it, I have two choices: Either I spend the next three years of my life investing an enormous amount of time and energy into appealing to the lowest common denominator, or I preserve my dignity, move on with my life, and continue serving the public without completely degrading myself day in and day out for millions of ignorant slobs.
Meanwhile, in an effort to help the low information voter whose shelves are no doubt lined with participation trophies, Sleepless in Midland would like to alert them to a club for those who are too dumb for the smart-people clubs. It's notMensa. Take the test to see if you qualify. Good luck.
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