Q. Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
A. Because he couldn't resistor.
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
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Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", for the sake of humankind please do not have children.
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So a hydroxide ion asks a potassium ion out. The potassium ion says no, because the hydroxide ion is a bit of a HO.
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Q. How do you know when you're being approached by the Quantum Mafia?
A. They make you an offer you can't understand.
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Q. Why did the lights go out?
A. Because they liked each other!
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