transgender, transracial, inner beauty -- it's as though everyone is somebody else, including me

First we had transgender people, Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, for example is the most attention getting example these days.

Then we find out there are transracial people, such as Rachel Dolezal, who were born in white bodies but who were actually black.

That leads me to believe there's something to that "inner beauty" that we keep hearing about. You know, what the girl has who someone wants you to go on a blind date with.

It's there all right. But not everyone can see it. That could have been the case with the female prison guard who is suspected of supplying the escaped killers with power tools. We don't know whether she broke any laws. But if the theories of seduction by inmate are true, they saw her inner beauty and provided the environment for it to transition to Bonnie Parker.

As for me, I'm trapped in a body that hides me from the real world. I'm handsome, tall, strong and athletic. But the world sees a frumpy guy who couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag, slouching in front of a computer screen, munching chips.

You people need to start showing some respect. We weren't all born in our real bodies, you know.