- Woman with split personality despondent -- she proposed to other self after gay marriage ruling and other self said "no"
- Carolina beach shark attacks jump the shark
- Fourth of July is time of despair for descendants of Americans who were against the American Revolution -- protest canceled because of tea time conflict
- Lesbians form group called "Damaged Dykes" to help gay people find cake shops to sue
- Kid who lost finger in fireworks accident won ADA lawsuit against school to go barefoot in math class -- says "I never realized how much I counted on that finger"
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