Your moral compass is where?

Movie stars say the darnedest things. The point, though, is to demonstrate their moral superiority. Otherwise why else would their fans have awarded them all that adulation?

So we see outlandish headlines like this one: Cate Blanchett Locates Her Moral Compass in Her Vagina. That creates an image one doesn't typically expect outside a porn-for-perverts website, so I'm told.

But on the other hand, maybe that's a good symbol of the communist International Women's Day feminists celebrated the other day. After all, didn't they once say men think with their private parts? Well, if the shoe fits -- to further confuse the metaphor.

Alternate title: "I got your moral compass right here, baby."