Take your vitamins -- not that they would do any good

This is discouraging, initially. But it may save us money. Turns out that researchers have declared most dietary supplements don't really do anything. See these headlines:

Vast majority of dietary supplements don't improve heart health or put off death, study finds
Save Your Money: Vast Majority Of Dietary Supplements Don’t Improve Heart Health or Put Off Death
Effects of Nutritional Supplements and Dietary Interventions on Cardiovascular Outcomes: An Umbrella Review and Evidence Map.

You can have my supplements when you pry them out of my cold dead hands.

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2:51 PM 10/28/2019