We talked about the Spontaneous Hording Syndrome the other day. Seems the one thing people want almost as much as canned goods and bottled water is toilet paper. The store shelves are wiped clean of wiping paper.
I was about to carry out a stack of old newspapers when it hit -- a toilet paper alternative. Yeah, they aren't Charmin soft, but they would get the job done. There may be some old timers around who remember using pages out of a catalog for the job at hand.
Meanwhile, a curious item appeared in a recent edition of the Thrifty Nickel -- the free newspaper with nothing but advertisements.
Seems that someone was stealing Thrifty Nickels. They've even offered a reward for he culprit. Hmm. Why do you suppose someone would want a whole stack of those things?
I'm guessing they're for butt wipes.
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4:07 PM 3/17/2020
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